Grab his tail! You'll get a KICK out of it!
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Where do cowboys cook their meals?
On the range! What sickness do cowboys get from riding horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis)! Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was always horsing around! The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?"
"Sure," said the cowboy. "What kind of saddle do you want? English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. The lady replied, "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride." Why did the horse cross the road?
Because somebody shouted hay! A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a minature horse in the front seat. "What are you doing with that horse?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the farm." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the horse again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that horse to the farm!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks! What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddyup! JUNIOR: Daddy, there's a man at the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath his belly, catches hold of its tail and finishes on the horse's neck!
FATHER: That's nothing. I did all that the first time I rode a horse! Why did the horse take a slice of hay to bed?
To feed his nightmares! A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replied, "Well, I liked the book." |
Why did the cowboy ride the horse?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry! How long should a horse's legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground. The pony went to the doctor and said "I have a sore throat."
The doctor said "It's okay you're just a little horse." Where do horses get their hair done?
Maine! What do you call 144 horses in a box?
Gross! What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares! Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
His horse drowned What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?
Why the long face? What is a young colts' favorite sport?
Stable Tennis What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor! What kind of bread does a horse eat?
Thoroughbread! Where do horses go when they're sick?
The horse-pital! How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?
Pay him under the stable. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
Because it had bad stable manners! |
